Hi im lachlan. i am 17, and live in sydney. insert something suitably witty here.

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

(via dontworrythefreefoodisoverhere)

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sorelatable:

Every teenager has tried to fit their fat ass on a baby swing

(via dontworrythefreefoodisoverhere)

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via superb--girl)

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d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via petrichor87)

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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

(Source: axmxz, via malchikovandmalchigay)

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windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

image

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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raptorific:

raptorific:

Siri can very quickly tell the difference between the intros to “Ice Ice Baby” and “Under Pressure”

Update: “Super Freak” and “U Can’t Touch This” too

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