Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
even canada’s higher than you america
I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.
why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit
Wow. I came out clean.
what’s funnier than $24? $25! i am terrible
|Guy on train:||I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.|
|Me:||*turns up music*|
|Guy:||I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!|
|Me:||*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.|
|Guy:||Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?|
|Guy:||Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?|
|Lady by door:||Hey. Leave her alone.|
|Guy:||Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.|
|Lady:||*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?|
|Me:||Fine. Just wish he'd go away.|
|Lady cop:||I can make that happen.|
|Guy:||Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!|
|Lady cop:||And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.|
Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES
ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY
AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS
ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY