Hi im lachlan. i am 16, and live in sydney. insert something suitably witty here.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

FIERCE FABULOUS CUPCAKE MAKING LADIES

WHO WILL FUCK YOU UP

If you are a misogynistic dick in their restaurant

(Source: sandandglass, via janethedinasour)

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via unitedrepublicoffandom)

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quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass, via breezytheninjaboss)

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nouisandme:

you are allowed to a like an artist’s music but not like the artist as a person

you are allowed to like an artist as a person but not like their music

friendly reminder.

(Source: lovesnialls, via breezytheninjaboss)

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lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

(via breezytheninjaboss)

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nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy, via janethedinasour)

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hotmesswithouthehot:

bookgeekconfessions:

lifeinsmallpresspublishing:

macteenbooks:

Reading and walking is a skill all book lovers have mastered. 

Every morning on my way to work.

Where are you guys living that this is even feasible? If I did that in New York, people would push me down, walk on my book and step over my body.

I do this whenever I walk down the hallways at school.

hotmesswithouthehot:

bookgeekconfessions:

lifeinsmallpresspublishing:

macteenbooks:

Reading and walking is a skill all book lovers have mastered. 

Every morning on my way to work.

Where are you guys living that this is even feasible? If I did that in New York, people would push me down, walk on my book and step over my body.

I do this whenever I walk down the hallways at school.

(Source: movie-ism, via janethedinasour)

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lkanamemadoka:

lkanamemadoka:

I WAS LOOKING UP THE ORIGINS OF HENTAI because of reasons AND I I GUESS WIKI ANSWERS ADDED STOCK PHOTOS TO GO ALON G WITH THE QUESTIONS AND I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THSI HARD IN SO LONG IM GOIGN TO BURST

THIS ONE IS THE BEST THOUGH BECAUSE IT’S THE SAME WOAMNA I LIETLRLAY CANT FUCKGIN DEAL

(via 1mbps)

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